NO NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS?

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NO NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS?

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NO NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS? Your Fired!
By Rich Unger

"Spring Break" is upon us, and it does not matter where your club is, College kids are out of Session and home.............

Where are your "Nightclub Promotions WOW Concepts"?

What are you doing right now that no other club is offering that can be described in one word "WOW"?
Can you do nothing?  Your club is so boring, so dull, so predictable, so stale and so out of it, why, why do you even bother to open the doors with the same DJ, same employees, same $2 you call it we pour it, same routine every night.

As the Donald says, "Your Nightclub Promotions are horrible, your fired!"  Your club can hold 400 patrons but your lucky if you get 130, I mean what are you thinking?  Where is your bikini contest?  Oh, you think Bikini Contests don't work?


Tell you what, I will deposit in your club's bank account the $4000.  Plus the club I directed to hold a bikini Contest last Thursday Night did, as opposed to the 100 plus patrons you had that took advantage of a lame drink special you offered.  Your so close minded and burnt out, you have no clue how to present the wildest and best bikini contest in years?

Your so set in your ways like an old dog that lays in the same spot on the floor every day that you would rather loose thousands than make tens of thousands of dollars each month.  You listen to all the wrong people, you do all the wrong promotions and you really should be as the Trumpmeister says "YOUR FIRED."

You let new clubs open and eat you for breakfast, you let old clubs take your business because your too lazy to stop them, and you worst of all, you are letting your club die.........................  This is the time of year, you strike the "Motherlode," these are the months where tens of thousands of dollars fall into your lap from the packed week nights and jammed packed weekend nights.

Why do you even bother?  You go to seminars, conventions, you maybe come back with one idea, and then when that fails, you berate yourself for even going at all.  You need a game plan, a war strategy, a directional, you need 'THE FUN.' Now either get back into the game and get back in the war, or "YOUR FIRED." This is no reality TV show, this is your nightclub, the one you wanted to open, the one you thought you knew it all, the one you listened to everyone tell you how to run it, and now look at it?

Either pick up the phone right now and call me for PROMOTIONS, THEMES, CONCEPTS, CONTESTS, EVENTS, HAPPENINGS, PARTIES, that don't offer drink specials or no cover charge, and that you make real money with, or look at yourself in the mirror and repeat after me "YOUR FIRED."

Call Rich right now, at 1-941-921-7027, stop costing your club and yourself, tens of thousands of dollars................

Why do you even bother to own a club that was the Premier Club in your area and now nobody, I mean nobody even drives thru the parking lot of?

Either get off your tuchus and let's make some real money and return this club to greatness or " YOUR FIRED".

PS
I am not interested in your Hip Hop nights of fights, punks, no tipping and nothing but the F word, you can keep it and if you were running my club and had such a night you would be hearing "YOUR FIRED."
 

 

 

Copyright � 2006 Rich Unger

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