SHOTLUGE, A POWERFUL NIGHTCLUB PROMOTION
By RICH
UNGER
RichUnger@promotingnightclubs.com
When was the last time you had one concept of "BAR FUN" that made you a
thousand dollars in one night, simply by pouring a shot?
When was the last time your bar added any kind of "FUN"?
When was the last time you took your #1 Barmaid and gave her a new job to
pour shots but not in a tube, not in a glass, but down a block of ice?
I have found the ULTIMATE "BAR FUN," it's called "SHOTLUGE."
You must, I repeat must see it, buy it and make thousands from it.
In these challenging times for bars and clubs, when all you do is sell
cheap, cheaper, and cheapest, now is the time to sell every shot for no
less than $5 and Roll Out The "SHOTLUGE."
It's easy to assemble, takes seconds, it's easy to position and it's
nothing but a money making, "BAR FUN" technique of serving shots.
I have forever searched far and wide for a real money making "Shots Tool"
and I have finally found it.
Go to www.shotluge.com and buy this fantastic, fabulous, far and away the
most innovative shots serving "BAR FUN" ever.
Now, in the heat of Summer, let your patrons call off with a shot poured
down the "SHOTLUGE," then in the cold of winter, let your patrons warm up
with a shot poured down the "SHOTLUGE."
You do the same boring cheap drinks, cheap shots and you don't make a
dime, isn't it about time you made money, I mean real money on your shot
sales?
It's 2004, Your patrons want more of the "BAR FUN."
I am giving you the next best thing to Paris Hilton cleaning your bathtub,
it's time for the "SHOTLUGE."
Your bar, is so boring, so dull and so predictable, LIGHT IT UP, and make
thousands of dollars, I mean with the "SHOTLUGE" the CASH COW, the amount
of money you generate is as fast as your #1 Barmaid can pour.
I don't make a penny off you buying this "SHOTLUGE" so, please, be the
first and be the only bar in your area with the "SHOTLUGE" it's so much
"FUN," that your patrons will come back again and again not for your DJ,
not for your lights or sound, but for your "SHOTLUGE."
Visit their web site www.shotluge.com and for once buy a bar tool that is
going to make you a great deal of money, not cost you money.
"SHOTLUGE," Richie's Right On" AWARD WINNER FOR 2004-2005.
NIGHTCLUB OWNERS ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL!
How many Owners do I have to drum in their heads that if you only have
four girls in your "Bikini Contest" you don't have a clue as to what your
doing?
Why bring Howard Stern Personalities to your Club, then discount your
drinks, and spend more than your going to take in?
Why open all week and do zero business?
Why would an Owner say I am "Not hitting the right market" and then
continue to hit that market?
Why would an Owner say "I have a good idea of promotions, I just need a
little help"?
"A little help?"
Sir you need a major new mentality and new education on how to reach the
right market, how to bring hot looking and nice young women into your
contests, and how to present a good idea and convert it into a packed
night without giving the house away.
I speak to Owners who are so clueless, I mean, they could not tell you how
many shots are in a bottle?
They could not tell you how many Women Vs Men frequent their clubs?
They could not tell you how to promote, what to promote, when to promote,
and why to promote a specific event?
Never before have so many clubs faced such difficult times because of
their Owners inability to listen, to learn and to implement.
They will yell at their Manager, their DJ, their employees, rather than
admit they are wrong.
They will spend far more on a Clear Channel Station, than the event can
even generate revenue wise.
The sad part is this type of Owner is the norm and not the exception.
Owners listen to all the wrong people and ignore the stark reality of
exactly what their clubs need, and instead join a price war and discount
everything in the house, and pack the house and then THINK they are making
money?
I mean, eventually it catches up with these types of Owners, they do it
their way, with no logic or thought and they draw nobody.
They print up flyers, thousands and thousands and nobody shows up. Let me
make the official announcement right here, right now, "FLYERS SUCK." They
don't draw flies.
They are either too small or too big, too much copy content, or too
little, I mean, in these days of photo phones, you think potential patrons
care about some computer generated cheesy flyer or some glossy flyer? NO
and more NO............ Flyers are about as effective as 30 second radio
spots..................
Need I say more?
I have never seen so many Owners with such ego and arrogance and total
ignorance who are dying but maybe, I mean maybe two nights a week, just
keeping their heads above water, and they refuse to take any positive
steps to reverse their swiftly sinking club.
Then you have the young Stud who thinks he knows everything, spends "OPM"
as in "Other People's Money" opening this club that has zero chance of
paying a return, spends thousands on the Grand Opening, doesn't have a
dime left in his budget to keep the club's marketing on a steady course
and within six months to a year, he is back to working his GAP
JOB...........
I mean stop, I can't take it anymore, if you don't know a thing about
Nightclubs why are you even operating one or trying to open one?
Now for those Owners who realize they are experiencing a bump and some
upcoming turbulence due to your competition or your own lazy way of
marketing, promoting and managing, pick up the phone, come on, you can do
it, and call me.
1-941-921-7027 Or e-mail
RichUnger@promotingnightclubs.com
Why stay on the "TITANIC" we already know the ending.
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