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HOW YOU DOIN? AND WHY AREN'T YOU PACKED? I AM NOT THE NIGHTCLUB INDUSTRY'S DR. LAURA STOP YOUR WHINING TO ME!

By Rich Unger

This new Bud Beer Slogan a parody response on Bud's part to their infamous
" Whassup?!", is also a great question regarding your Nightclub and Restaurant.

HOW ARE YOU DOIN?!

I mean, why are you continuing to retain Managers who don't do their jobs, disc jockeys who are arrogant and rude, and above all why are you still running dead promotions that are done and over with?

I just had a Club Owner in Indiana call me in a panic, his club is getting slammed by the competition, for Years his Club was the King of Night Life, but he was frank and honest and said "I will be the first to admit, I became complacent and too laid back " I asked about his Nightly Specials and Promotions and he told me  what each night's activities and man were they over with.

If your going to Own or Manage a Club in this Century, Baby you had better know what your doing, you had better know how to counter promote, how to counter market and how to be the first to present the "Killer Promotions".

You can't rest on your laurels in this biz, far too many clubs think that because they did record cash flow last year, they will do the same this year.  Wrong and Wrong again!

If your Manager can't promote a Night right, then hire me!

If your radio station salesperson gives you the mumbo jumbo then hire me.

If your DJ thinks he is the reason your club is packed, fire his CD butt and let me show you how to find new DJ's.

If your bartenders and barmaids are rude and late to work and have a lousy attitude, fire them and hire me and let me show you how to seek out and find
new bar help.

I have had it with egos and arrogance in this industry, every twenty something thinks they know it all, when they know squat.

Every Club Owner who has a had good run and now finds his club is dying and refuses to address the problem, is an ego maniac who won't admit he has no clue how to turn his club around, or is a tight wad who would rather lose his rear end then return his club to greatness.

No Club that is experiencing a downward turn can stop it alone.  I had a Club Manager from Tennessee,  e-mail recently that his " promotion team" was not getting it done". FIRE THEM and  HIRE ME...........

Why does any club allow a Manager, a DJ or an outside promoter to present
promotions that fail and fall flat on their you know what?

I had another Club Owner call me from UTAH who was burnt out and could not create any new promotions.

You see my Fine Nightclub Owners and Managers, between worrying about paying the overhead or the "NUT" as we call it, worrying about employees and
their soap opera lives, and worrying about the Club, when, how and where do
you have the time to create Promotions?

So many Clubs far too often become complacent and fat.  Why settle for four good nights a week?  I say, if your open you should be packed, you should be generating revenue and feeding that bottom line.

Where is the logic in opening only to have a dead night?  Your paying overhead to sit there and lose money, can someone please explain the logic or lack of?

I have ZERO TOLERANCE for dead nights, I have ZERO TOLERANCE for your competition doing all the biz, I have ZERO TOLERANCE for your lack of insight
in realizing you need help and you need it fast.

I can tell you more clubs fail due to inept Owners and out of touch Managers than Succeed.  STOP GIVING AWAY THE BAR, STOP LETTING MINORS IN TO MAKE YOUR OVERHEAD, STOP IGNORING YOUR Disgusting Carpets, Your broken bar stools, your ugly walls.

I had a bar owner in Minnesota call me, he has the hottest bar in his town and it is empty.....

I can't believe this bar owner dwells on his problem and doesn't get up and get going to packing that bar?

I have no sympathy for any Club, Bar, Lounge, or Pub Owner that allows his
Biz to go South.  I had the Manager of a Florida Marriott Lounge call me, He was burnt out and could not create any more promotions.  I mean,  I am not the Nightclub Industry DR Laura, either call me to turn your club around or go write it on your bathroom wall...I have no patience for crybabies...

If you want to lose money fine, but don't email, call or fax me and pour your heart out, I am not here by the hour.

You want a friend get a dog, you want a NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS PIT BULL hire me.

I am here to pack your club, if that is not your objective then don't bother me.  I am here to give you the TOOLS to bring your club back. If your ready for the rocking chair, don't contact me.

When your ready to KICK BUTT and DO THE DEED call me, otherwise Have a nice Nightclub Less Life...........RichUnger@promotingnightclubs.com or Call me at 941-921-7027 or Fax me at
941-921-7278    

 

Copyright � 2006 Rich Unger

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