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WHERE ARE YOUR 800 POUND GORILLA NIGHTCLUB PROMOTIONS?
By RichUnger@promotingnightclubs.com

I spoke to a nightclub Partner in Providence, RI, who is dead every night but Friday and Saturday. His partner yells "HELP" to me, but this Partner says "we will be packed, we just have to give the house away."

Unreal.......................

Then I speak to a Nightclub Partner in Louisville, KY, who tells me, " Hey I can get packed, I just have to let girls in free and give guys $5 off the cover."

Then I bang my head slowly against a nice Martha Stewart down pillow in total frustration.

If either of these two clubs make it one year, that's right one year, it will truly be a miracle, because they are already suffering, hurting, and dying. WHY?

They don't have the "800 Pound Nightclub Promotions Gorillas"!

Nope. These two Partners make every excuse in the world why their club is dead during the week, and just holding it's own on the weekends. If they closed tomorrow, noone would miss them for "THE FUN."  Because they don't offer any.

Imagine if you took the pain, dedication, commitment and 1000% discipline Mel Gibson did on his new controversial Religious Movie, and applied that on a much smaller scale to your Nightclub Promotions. Imagine what a difference it would make.  Just imagine the money, crowds, profits, smiles, and energy your club would have. If you gave it that kind of "Passion"?

Well, that is what I eat, sleep and breathe. "Passion for Promotions"

If your staff lingers around, and your bar, club, tavern, pub simply sits there, it is costing you thousands of dollars.  The only difference is, the bigger you are, the more money you are losing.

Nightclub Promotions, and the lack of, are costing you more money, than your second divorce did.

You're so smart. You open, get a few regulars, and bam you think 'this is not so bad. Then at the end of the night, you do the deposit and it's what I call "chump change".

Would you would rather do nothing, that's right offer no "FUN", than make some real money and bring in regulars as well as brand new patrons. I will never ever understand club, bar, pub, tavern, lounge Owners who simply open and operate and do nothing more to create new and fresh revenue? Why even bother being in the biz?

It's all about "800 Pound Gorillas Nightclub Promotions".

This is the time to MAKE money, not offer drink specials, lift your cover, let slobs in out of desperation. What you need are BIKINI CONTESTS. Oh please, I have more clubs making tens of thousands of dollars off Bikini Contests, than you did your last three New Year's Eve Nights combined.

FACT!@!!!!!!!!!!

If you're going to have partners who have zero intellect and zero pulse on the club biz, then you deserve the punishment.

If you're going to have partners who have zero intellect and zero pulse on how to pack your club without spending thousands on radio, then you deserve the punishment.

When you build a club, please, please, please make darn sure you have a game plan for promotions, concepts, themes, events, gatherings, parties, happenings, and contests before you open.

CALL me, I can whip one up for you in Seven Days and make you tens of tens of thousands of dollars.
Call Rich Unger at 941-921-7027 or e-mail: RichUnger@promotingnightclubs.com


OH, and don't forget my bunch of Bananas!!!!!!!

 

 

Copyright � 2003 Rich Unger

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