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30 REASONS YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR CLUB OR BAR OR RESTAURANT!

By Rich Unger

IT'S NOT DECEMBER, AND HERE ARE 30 REASONS YOU TO NEED TO CHANGE YOUR CLUB.

1. YOU BARTENDERS ARE SLOW, RUDE AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE STEALING.
2. YOUR FRONT ENTRANCE LOOKS LIKE A WAR ZONE.
3. YOUR BATHROOMS LOOK LIKE "JACKASS" WAS FILMED IN THEM.
4. YOUR DJ'S DRESS AND ATTITUDE ARE WORSE THAN SADDAM HUSSEIN'S .
5. YOUR BOUNCERS ARE BOUNCING MORE PATRONS THAN THEY ARE GREETING.
6. YOUR RADIO SPOTS ARE SO CRAMMED WITH CONTENT, THEY ARE TOTALLY INEFFECTIVE.
7. YOUR MANAGER DOES NOT GET IT DONE.
8. YOUR CLUB HAS THE WORST IMAGE IN YOUR AREA.
9. YOUR BIZ HAS SHRUNK IN HALF.
10. YOUR BEER AND LIQUOR COMPANIES GIVE YOU ZERO SUPPORT.
11. YOUR PATRONS ARE DRESSING LIKE SLOBS AND ACTING LIKE SLOBS.
12. YOUR AFRAID TO CHARGE OR INCREASE YOUR COVER, SO YOUR BOTTOM LINE IS SUFFERING TERRIBLY.
13. YOUR CHAIRS AND BAR STOOLS ARE TORN AND IN DIRE SHAPE.
14. YOUR CARPETS NEED A MAJOR STEAMING AND CLEANING.
15. YOUR PROMOTIONS ARE LAME AND LOUSY.
16. YOUR STRONG NIGHTS ARE NOT HALF OF WHAT THEY WERE.
17. YOUR NEVER AT YOUR CLUB AND THE NUMBERS ARE HORRIBLE.
18. YOUR SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH AND MAKING WAY TOO LITTLE.
19. YOU HAVE NO FUN
20. YOUR CLUB IS IN A RUT.
21. YOUR OUTSIDE LOOKS LIKE A USED CAR LOT.
22. YOUR SOUND SYSTEM AND LIGHTS ARE ALL YOU HAVE.
23. YOUR GIVING AWAY THE BEER AND STILL NOBODY IS COMING.
24. YOU'VE DROPPED COVER CHARGE AND STILL YET NOBODY IS COMING.
25. YOUR DESPERATE AND DESPONDENT.
26. YOUR PRINTING UP AND HANDING OUT FLYERS AND IT'S NOT WORKING.
27. YOU'VE CUT A DEAL WITH A CLUB PROMOTER AND HE IS MAKING MORE MONEY OFF THE NIGHT, THAN YOU THE OWNER IS.
28. YOU ARE ADVERTISING IN ALTERNATIVE NEWSPAPERS AND THEY ARE NOT BRINGING IN, A SINGLE PATRON.
29. YOUR COCKTAIL SERVERS ARE COMPLAINING, THEY ARE NOT BEING TIPPED.
30. FINALLY, YOUR CLUB NEEDS A MAJOR INFUSION OF PROMOTIONS, CONCEPTS, SPECIAL EVENTS AND YOUR TOO LAZY TO TAKE BACK YOUR CLUB AND PUT IT BACK WHERE IT BELONGS.

CALL RICH UNGER RIGHT NOW AT 941-921-7027 OR SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP LIKE A GOOD SHRINK.
THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
EMAIL RICHUNGER@PROMOTINGNIGHTCLUBS.COM